Wednesday, April 2, 2008

Ryan Seacrest


Ryan Seacrest
Most days of the week, I really don't mind Ryan Seacrest. He is one of the most hard-working men in the entertainment industry. Sure he doesn't have any real talent and his douchey ways are really annoying, but that's seriously not why I want to maim him. Every single time Ryan Seacrest says "This is American Idol" (especially on last night's show) I want to take out a pitchfork and stab it right through his jugular. Then pull back and repeat.

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