Sunday, September 18, 2011
Admittedly, I am a big fan of the Eagles, but this guy pisses me off regardless. He repeatedly goes for the head-concussion shot. Last year, he got fined $50,000 for head-butting DeSean Jackson. Tonight he decided to repeat the occasion with an ode to the running of the bulls on LeSean McCoy. Please fine this guy $100,000 or better yet, let me pull a head shot on him with a sledgehammer.
Wednesday, April 2, 2008
Most days of the week, I really don't mind Ryan Seacrest. He is one of the most hard-working men in the entertainment industry. Sure he doesn't have any real talent and his douchey ways are really annoying, but that's seriously not why I want to maim him. Every single time Ryan Seacrest says "This is American Idol" (especially on last night's show) I want to take out a pitchfork and stab it right through his jugular. Then pull back and repeat.
Hello! I clearly have some anger management issues that I should seek professional help to solve. I have, however, chosen to express my anger by blogging about who I'd like to punch in the face and why. Please note that in reality I do not wish anybody any harm nor do I condone the use of violent behavior. This blog is purely for my own personal catharsis and entertainment. If something should happen to any of the people mentioned here, I didn't do it. I sware. Please enjoy this as much as I do.